Wouldn't it be interesting if the only way you could die was that suddenly your head blew up? If there were no other causes of death? Everyone died the same way? Sooner or later, without warning, your head simply explodedd? You know what I think? I think people would get used to it. I believe people can learn to take anything in stride if they think it's unavoidable.
Picture a bunch of guys singing "happy birthday":
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Charlie..." BOOM! And Charlie's head blows up. But all of the candles go out, so it's actually a form of good luck. And everyone aplauds.
of course, there'd be an occasional downside. "God, another head? That's two this week. I just had this suit cleaned." But we'd learn to deal with it.
Let's say you're sitting in a resaurant with your girlfriend boyfriend whatever, and the waiter was reciting the specials:
"Tonight we have the marinated bat nipples on a bed of lightly sauteed panda rectums..." BOOM!! The waiter's head explodes. I'll bet you wouldn't miss a beat.
"Honey, did he say bat nipples or cat nipples? We'd better get another waiter. And some fresh salsa, I'm not eating this stuff; he was holding it when he blew. So anyway, I'm allergic to bat nipples. I think I might go with the free-range penguin dick or the deep-dish moose balls. How about you? Wait, hold still. There's a little piece of eyebrow on your cheek. There, I got it. By the way honey, what wine goes with brain?"
~~ Georg Carlin, I love you... xD
so yah, while reading "When will jesus bring the pork chops" By george carlin, I came across this little entry, ((changing just a couple things on my part)) and I couldn't help but laugh and accidently spit in my friend's face. emberassing, yes, but to the point, also yes! It made me extrememly happy to know that heads exploding isn't just on my mind.
I'm trying to draw more, yet nothing gets past sketch T_T; and my focus on human art hasn't really happened... at all... but it's worth a shot? ""SIGH"" but anyway, how are you guys? good? really? Do you think so? I don't think you are... I think you're lying :/ but ANYWAY! I just wanted to share that piece of comedy with you, thank you and g'night D<
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I'm open for art trades, all five positions are open... I'm also willing to do commissions, but they will take up the five slots available for art trades.. Pretty much I'm only willing to do Five things at a time right now... info on my Commisions:
-Pencil sketches, full body, with no background: 5$ +5$ for each extra character.
-Pencil Sketch, head only: 2$ +2$ for each extra character.
-Inked picture, full body, with no Background: 8$ + 5$ each extra.
-Inked picture, head only: 5$ +2$ each extra.
-Pencil sketch, Full body, water colored: 13$ + 8$ each extra.
-Pencil Sketch, head only, water colored: 8$ + 4$ each extra.
-Inked picture, full body, Water colored: 15$ + 8$ each extra.
-Inked picture, head only, water colored: 10$ + 4$ each extra.
-Badge (basically, a head shot that's inked and colored, cept it has your name and what not): 10$
All of the commissions I do will be sent to the buyer. I believe that if you pay for something, you should have something that you can hold x3! I'm working on getting more media (markers and a tablet so that I can CG and vector and cellshade) and then my prices and wide ranges will change yet again! so yah.. I accept paypal only at the moment, unless you live close... I may accept cash in the mail, but that would delay you getting your commission depending on how fast the mail is. I will always show you progress of your work before you pay, but you will not recieve a pic of the finished work or the finished work in the mail until you pay.
What I WILL do:
-furry
-human
-mild violenc/slight gore
-slightly sexual/erotic
-sensual
-anything else specific just ask
What I WON'T do:
-Backgrounds, at the moment, I just suck at backgrounds, so I can KIND of do a SMALL background, but other than that, don't ask, because I hate backgrounds ATM I might change though...
-Nude (unless artistic, or if I feel special for you)
-full out sex (none for you
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-extreme gore (nyuu Dx)
-anything that prejudices against anything else
If you're still curious as to what I will and will not do, just send me a note and I'll let you know right away :B
Contact me for more information, or just because you're a fur who wants to chat, or just because you want to chat, period. you can contact me at:
AIM: Tsura Mutsugi
YIM: Tsura_Mutsugi
MSN: chacemonster@hotmail.com ((DON'T ASK D< ))
email: TsuraMutsugi@gmail.com
DA: .... yah
* - paid
Open spots for art trades & commissions:
1. Commission-Friend at work-may take a while, realistic portrait.
2. open
3. open
4. open
5. open
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Still have my furry art on FA, if you're a fury, you can find it somehow. I will still do reg. art, but I won't post it anywhere. So yah, bai.
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